The Punchline
Dad jokes, groans, and gift-worthy grins ~ read at your own risk.
The Punchline
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What To Say When Somebody Says You Are Not Funny
It happens to everybody who has ever attempted a joke. You go for it, it does not land, and somebody says the four words: "you're not funny." -
Why Monday Needs a Pun (Science Says So)
You walked into Monday like it owed you money. It doesn't. It never does. But here's something your inbox isn't going to tell you ~ a genuinely terrible pun delivered at 8:47am might actually make you better at your job. Ted knows this. Ted has been research-testing this theory for years. -
How Pun Lovers Built the Jest 4 U Community
You know that feeling when you land a pun so perfectly terrible that someone groans, laughs, and immediately texts it to three people? That's not an accident. That's a skill. A calling, really. And it turns out there are a LOT of us out there. -
The Funniest Person In Your Family, Ranked By Position
Every family is a comedy troupe that never auditioned and cannot be fired. The roles get assigned early and almost nobody escapes theirs. -
Puns Are The Highest Form Of Comedy And I Will Explain Why
Somebody, somewhere, has just said "that's the lowest form of humour" about a pun. That person is wrong and I intend to be extremely annoying about it. -
The Office Prank Rulebook Nobody Wrote Down
Somebody at your work has wrapped somebody else's stapler in something. Somebody has changed a desktop background to a photograph of a horse. -
How To Tell A Joke Without Ruining It
We have all watched it happen. Somebody starts a joke they clearly find hilarious, and then it dies slowly in front of everyone while they explain the setup twice. -
Why The Dad Joke Refuses To Die
Somebody groans. Somebody rolls their eyes. Somebody says "Dad, please." And somewhere, a man is deeply, quietly satisfied with himself. -
The Marriage Expert Speaks, And Nobody Listens
Somewhere right now, a husband is being asked a question he was not qualified to answer, and he is answering it anyway with total confidence.
Latest Articles
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What To Say When Somebody Says You Are Not Funny
It happens to everybody who has ever attempted a joke. You go for it, it does not land, and somebody says the four words: "you're not funny." -
Why Monday Needs a Pun (Science Says So)
You walked into Monday like it owed you money. It doesn't. It never does. But here's something your inbox isn't going to tell you ~ a genuinely terrible pun delivered at 8:47am might actually make you better at your job. Ted knows this. Ted has been research-testing this theory for years. -
How Pun Lovers Built the Jest 4 U Community
You know that feeling when you land a pun so perfectly terrible that someone groans, laughs, and immediately texts it to three people? That's not an accident. That's a skill. A calling, really. And it turns out there are a LOT of us out there.