Bold block letters spell out one of life's great universal truths: 'Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue' ~ and then, smaller underneath, the real confession: 'I'm just trying to stay dry.' A pigeon and a marble statue stand side by side in simple silhouette, which somehow makes the whole thing funnier ~ because the art doesn't need to explain itself any more than the joke does. This is pure life-is-chaos-and-I-have-made-peace-with-it humor, and it lands perfectly for the guy who stopped asking why Mondays exist and started just ducking. Hand it to the friend, the dad, the husband, or the coworker who's been the statue more than once this week and still showed up grinning ~ because that guy deserves a laugh that says 'same, brother, same.' Funny because it's true.
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Comfort Colors 1717 ~ Product Info: This garment-dyed heavyweight tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature relaxed fit ~ soft, roomy, and pre-shrunk with that lived-in comfort from the very first wear. Double-needle stitching keeps it durable, and the classic crew neck keeps it timeless. NOTE: Each shirt is printed-to-order, so please refer to the size chart to select the correct measurement.
