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Hand this to the guy whose wife has been quietly running the whole operation since day one ~ or hand it to her directly so she can wear her title with the authority it deserves. Either way, someone in your house will say 'this is literally us.' Funny because it's true.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNote for all Apparel Orders: Please refer to the size chart for your apparel purchases. Our products are based on Unisex sizing and therefore may vary from your regular size selection. Orders are sent to our production team immediately upon finalization. To avoid disappointment, please ensure that you have verified and compared the size to the chart. Thank you!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eComfort Colors 1717 ~ Product Info: This garment-dyed heavyweight tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature relaxed fit ~ soft, roomy, and pre-shrunk with that lived-in comfort from the very first wear. Double-needle stitching keeps it durable, and the classic crew neck keeps it timeless. 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