A weathered official-looking badge ~ the kind that demands respect ~ declares 'Federal Bureau of Bad Ideas ~ America's Finest Since 1776' beneath a proud bald eagle who absolutely does not judge what happens next. Flanking the shield: crossed beer bottles, lit firecrackers, a hammer, and a wrench ~ the complete toolkit of a man whose Saturday plans made his wife pause and say 'please don't.' The vintage distressed seal treatment makes it look like an actual government agency, which is somehow the funniest part, because you know exactly the guy who would genuinely apply for that job. Hand this to the backyard engineer, the Fourth of July enthusiast, or the husband whose ideas always start with 'hear me out' ~ this is his official credentials, and she already knew he needed them. Funny because it's true.
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Comfort Colors 1717 ~ Product Info: This garment-dyed heavyweight tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature relaxed fit ~ soft, roomy, and pre-shrunk with that lived-in comfort from the very first wear. Double-needle stitching keeps it durable, and the classic crew neck keeps it timeless. NOTE: Each shirt is printed-to-order, so please refer to the size chart to select the correct measurement.
