The Final Jest

A penguin in a tuxedo pours the whiskey neat, a frog in a bucket hat cannonballs in with a drink held high and a duck with a cold can offers the best advice of the weekend: drink quickly, think slowly. There's even a lake that got a brand new name.

For the guy who's the first to laugh at his own stories and the last one off the dock. The duck's advice still stands, and the lake is taking suggestions for its next name.