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Welcome to the stubborn side of cartography. These designs salute the Great Lakes, the debates they spark, and the proud tradition of reading a map sideways. Canada has questions, Ontario keeps its old name, and someone always claims International Waters because the cooler is exactly three steps away.

Perfect for the guy who says you are here-ish and means it. She points to Ontario, nods once, and is correct. He renames it Lake America, goes fishing, and the fish do not read maps. Pick the design that wins the dock debate and take the laugh with you.

  • Black t-shirt with a line drawing of a dog, bone, and heart. Olive t-shirt with a sketched dog holding a bone and a small heart.

    Bone Appetit
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Hedgehog wearing goggles driving a red convertible with flames, "Speed Limits Are Purely Suggestions." Hedgehog in red sports car graphic with text "Speed limits are purely suggestions".

    SPEED LIMITS ARE PURELY SUGGESTIONS
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Maroon t-shirt with a raccoon in a trash can surrounded by bottles, reading "ZERO SHAME. ZERO WASTE." Olive t-shirt with "ZERO SHAME. ZERO WASTE." and a raccoon in trash.

    ZERO SHAME. ZERO WASTE.
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Yellow t-shirt with a chameleon holding a drink, text reads "Mood: Mixed & Stirred." Olive green t-shirt with a colorful chameleon drinking a cocktail and text "Mood: Mixed & Stirred."

    Mood: Mixed & Stirred.
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Grey t-shirt with "Degree in One Hand No Clue in the Other" text and graphic. Olive green t-shirt with "DEGREE IN ONE HAND NO CLUE IN THE OTHER" and a cartoon graphic.

    DEGREE IN ONE HAND
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Navy t-shirt with a hedgehog holding a martini and the text "Extra Spiked". Olive green t-shirt with a hedgehog holding a martini glass and "Extra Spiked" text.

    Extra Spiked
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Yellow t-shirt with a seal holding a cocktail and the text "Slick and Shaken". T-shirt with a seal holding a cocktail and the text "Slick and Shaken".

    Slick and Shaken
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Penguin in a bowl of ice with a beer and text "Cold One with the Boys." Olive green t-shirt with illustration of penguin in ice bath holding beer. "Cold One with the Boys."

    Cold One with the Boys
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Frog with cocktail and sunglasses in water splash, text "Wet and Wasted." Green t-shirt with cartoon frog in sunglasses, hat, and striped shirt, holding a drink and splashing in water, text "Wet and Wasted".

    Wet and Wasted
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Yellow t-shirt with porcupine holding olives and "OUCH" text. Green t-shirt with a porcupine impaled by olives and the word "OUCH".

    Stabbed, Stirred, and Still Stunning.
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Yellow t-shirt with polar bear wearing goggles and "COOL" text. Olive green t-shirt with a polar bear wearing ski goggles and the word "COOL".

    COOLER THAN YOUR EXS HEART
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Raccoon with champagne bottle and text "Dom Pérrignon and Poor Decisions." Olive t-shirt with raccoon holding champagne and text "Dom Pérrignon and Poor Decisions."

    Dom Pérrignon and Poor Decisions
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Navy blue t-shirt with illustration of otter holding champagne and text "Float Drunk, Not Sober." Olive green t-shirt with an otter holding champagne, text "Float Drunk, Not Sober."

    Float Drunk, Not Sober.
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Navy t-shirt with cartoon duck holding can and text "Drink Quackly, Think Slowly." Green t-shirt with cartoon duck holding a can and text "Drink Quackly, Think Slowly."

    Drink Quackly, Think Slowly.
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Black t-shirt with a seal balancing a margarita and the text "Sealing the Buzz". Olive green t-shirt with seal balancing a margarita, and "Sealing the Buzz" text.

    Sealing the Buzz
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • T-shirt with illustration of panda drinking from beer bottle and text "Zero Plans. One Six-Pack." Olive green t-shirt with cartoon panda holding beer and text "Zero Plans. One Six-Pack."

    Zero Plans. One Six-Pack.
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Penguin pouring whiskey, text "Neat, like my trauma." and "Man Cave Maintenance Dept MCMD." Olive green t-shirt with penguin pouring whiskey and text "NEAT, LIKE MY TRAUMA."

    NEAT, LIKE MY TRAUMA.
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Black t-shirt with a sloth hanging from a branch holding a coffee cup. Green t-shirt with sloth holding coffee cup on a branch and embroidered logo.

    Slow Sips Only
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Dark t-shirt with a raven holding a key and text "Locksmith of Bad Ideas." Olive green t-shirt with raven holding a key, "Locksmith of Bad Ideas" text.

    LOCKSMITH OF BAD IDEAS
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Graphic tee with a penguin holding a drink and text "Formal AF, Functionally a Mess." Olive green t-shirt with a penguin holding a drink and the text "Formal AF, Functionally a Mess."

    Formal AF, Functionally a Mess.
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Fox in leather jacket drinks cocktail with text "Emotionally Unaalable, Aestheticly Thriving." Green t-shirt with a cartoon fox in a leather jacket drinking a martini and text.

    Emotionally Unavailable, Aesthetically Thriving.
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Moose in red scarf holding beer mug with "Man Cave Maintenance Dept" logo on shirt. Grey t-shirt with moose wearing red scarf holding beer mug and "MAN CAVE" logo.

    Antler Ale
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Maroon t-shirt with raccoon holding cans and text "Snackin', Sippin', Thrivin'". Olive green t-shirt with a raccoon holding cans and the text "Snackin', Sippin', Thrivin'".

    Snackin, Sippin, Thrivin
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
  • Goat sitting on stool, holding beer, with text "Drink Responsibly Said No Goat Ever." T-shirt with a goat drinking beer and text "Drink Responsibly—Said No Goat Ever."

    Said No Goat Ever.
    ~ Everyday Supersoft T-shirt

    $39.99
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