OUR PRODUCTS

The products presented are self-explanatory, will provide years of laughter and self-satisfaction, not only to the giver but also the “givee!” Let someone know their idea is a “Crock of Shit.” Really tell someone, “Screw U.” Give a person some “Balls” since they have none. Show someone they are an “Asshole.” Future plans for product expansion could be exotic animal shit in the crock, like elephant or tiger; it is kind of difficult to expand the “Screw U” or the “Balls,” but the socially hindered identity template could be produced as license plates or posters or bumper stickers, even adding other names like shithead or kiss ass or airhead. Check back often and see our progress.

PRODUCT LIST

CROCK OF SHIT

U's

GOT BALLS

IDENTITIES