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William Shakespeare - From As You Like It

“All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages. At first the infant, mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.”

Shakespeare failed to mention a bodily function that begins at birth and ends at death, i.e., taking a dump. The old fart who founded this website has been dumping daily, until recently, for more than 60 years. During those dumping times (for you mathematicians, at 10 minutes per deposit that computes to over 3,650 hours of spare time) our Chief Entremanure began developing the concept of capitalizing on shit. The result of this development time, between grunts and groans, can be seen in the products presented herein. Each item’s connotation has been used by our Chief Entremanure many, many times, not only in jest but in day to day encounters with people.

We are certain that many of you have also used the terms presented and will continue to use them throughout your life. We are also certain that many of you have the desire to express your feelings in a concrete fashion rather then just verbalizing your emotions. With our products you can do just that!

To those of you who find displeasure in our products,
we can only say,

“We don’t give a shit!”

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Jest4u carries only rude and crude items meant especially for YOUR friends, acquaintances, family, enemies, and just plain old assholes throughout the world. And, as we all know, there are a gazillion assholes running around and we all know too many. Now you can express your feelings to these people and can do it in public, in private, or even anonymously.

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