ABOUT US

Jest4u carries only rude and crude items meant especially for YOUR friends, acquaintances, family, enemies, and just plain old assholes throughout the world.  And, as we all know, there are a gazillion assholes running around and we all know too many.  Now you can express your feelings to these people and can do it in public, in private, or even anonymously.   You are certain to find several of our products that will meet your every need.

Most of our products are themed around the topic of SHIT.  For example, our “Socially Hindered Identity Template” forms an acronym that just happens to be SHIT.  Our “Crocks” are just loaded with SHIT.  Our Chief Entremanure has brown eyes so we all know he is full of SHIT at least up to his eyeballs.  Most of our employees have a B.S. in B.S.  We believe in hiring only those who fully comprehend the power of SHIT.   

According to jokefile.com.uk “Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!”

Well we know our SHIT!